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The tale of the white snake
（音乐，幻化人形）
Long long ago, there was a white snake who was saved by a human boy. Then after 1800 years, she came to the human world with her sister xiaoqing to find her benefactor to return the favor. So snake white and snake green became into human beings through magic power. They came to the earthly paradise ------ Hang Zhou, to get an encounter with her benefactor.
第一幕：断桥上
(音乐：前世今生cut 版)
青：“Sister, is this the world of human being How
beautiful! ”
白：“Be careful, follow me!”
（闪电，下雨音乐伴奏）
青：“What a heavy rain!”
白：“Don’t worry, we have an umbrella.” (白素贞撑起一把破伞)许仙上场，白素贞与许仙相遇…… （音乐前世今生cut版）
许：“Oh, my god! How beautiful！”
白：“So handsome …Mr.，your clothes is wet, now I have an umbrella, let us share one.”
许：“Oh, thank you, lovely girl. How fine the weather is! Would you like to have a walk with me ”
白：“Ok, let’s go.”
青：“Sister, sister, let’s go together.”
白：“Don’t you see I’m busy Go away!” (小白用力的推开了小青)小青伤心地跑开了。。。（跑的姿势要有笑点）
许：“What’s your name”
白：“Su Zhen”
许：“I never saw a girl more beautiful than you, your beauty makes the sky falling down tears, when I saw you, I don’t know what to say… ”
白：“Mr. you can just say what you want to say.”
许：“Could you marry me”
白：“Yes，I do, Xian gong!”
许：Xiaobai~
（音乐今天你要嫁给我cut版）
二人离去
第二幕: 法海收服白素贞
旁白： From then on ， snake white ，snake green and XuXian
lived a happy life, they often chew the fat ,and burned the candle at both ends .until suddenly one day ，miss green heard that the monk Fahai would come.
白素贞望向窗外皱眉，掐算的手势，小青走过来。。
（音乐掐算）
青：“Sister, what are you doing here”
白：“. I’m thinking about our future. I forecast that fahai have come here，our happy life will end soon”
青：“Don’t think like that, we will be safe and sound.
Oh ,look, the scenery is beautiful ……”
（音乐得意法海）
法海出现（身披床单，一手手拿晾衣杆，一手拿圆形饭盒）
法海：“Evil snake! Today, I’ll subdue you! Snake white, you have no chance to escape!” (法海举起了饭盒)
小白小青做惊恐状，然后对视一笑，作鄙视的手势（哼哼哼~~）
法海看着饭盒说道“too small？”然后换脸盆说道“ha-ha，this is big enough！”
小白小青做惊恐状，定了定神说
青：Buddhist monk，get out here , otherwise，I’ll let you die ugly.
法海：evil snake，let me give you some color to see see!
（法海向前伸出脸盆隔空打伤了小青，小青作负伤状，一手扶着桌子半蹲着）
白去扶小青说道：“xiaoqing，are you ok Keep back, don’t come any closer!
青：sister！
小白做出准备打架的姿势，此时许仙入场，看到此景
许仙：oh darling，what happened
法海：Your wife is evil spirit! Let me tame her!
许仙一手推开白娘子，白娘子啊一声，被推到一旁（要演的有笑点）许
仙挡在白娘子面前
许仙：You are a liar. She is my wife! I won’t let you hurt her!法海：how stupid！Look, I will tame her now.
(法海举起脸盆收小白，小白渐渐被法海吸走，小白和许仙拉着彼此的手难舍难分) 放背景乐my heart will go on
许仙：Come on; just give me your hand.
小白：guan ren，I love you forever, don’t forget me….
许仙：niang zi, no! don’t leave me alone! I won’t let you go!!两人的手还是分开了，小白被法海吸出门外，然后法海进门，拿着脸
盆，从脸盆中拿出白纸条笑道
法海：Ha-ha, snake white, you will spend your left time under the leifeng tower!
许仙披上斗篷（床单）开启作战状态
许仙：no！Give my wife back!!!
法海：哼！stupid human！no way！
