Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
幸福是良好的健康加上糟糕的记性。
When falling in love, some lose their head, others lose their heart.
在陷入情网的时候，有
When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life so that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice.
当你出生时，你啼哭而世界欣喜。善度你的一生，使得你离世的时候，世界哭泣而你欣喜。
Do not scorn the person who is perpetually happy. He does know something you don't.
不要轻视那无论何时总显得快乐无忧的人，有些事情是你所不懂的，而他懂。
I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.
Love enters a man through his eyes; a woman through her ears.
男人的爱情门户在眼睛，女人则是在耳朵。
There are three classes of men - lovers of wisdom,lovers of honor, lovers of gain.
Comedy is tragedy plus time.
喜剧是悲剧加上时间。
Love is a springtime plant that perfumes everything with its hope, even the ruins to which it clings.
爱是春天的植物，用它的生机使一切散发出芬芳气息，即便是它所处身的废墟，也充满了希望。
浪漫植根于幻觉之上，而当我们爱上某个人时，我们也爱上他为我们营造的幻觉。
Love and a cough cannot be hidden.
恋爱与咳嗽无法掩藏。
Love is wealth.
爱是一笔财富。
It is impossible to love and be wise.
女性泪眼矇眬之时，视线受阻的是男性。
Every sentence that I utter must be understood not as an affirmation, but as a question.
我所发表的每个句子应当被理解为提出问题，而不要理解成下结论。
Imagination is more important than knowledge.
当爱被沾污时，金钱成了代用品。
Love cures people; both the ones who give it, and the ones who receive it.
爱使人健全；奉献或接受皆然。
Romance is built on illusion, and when we love someone, we love the illusion they have created for us.
一个对爱保持清醒的人无法去爱。
Contention is better than loneliness.
争吵总比寂寞好。
Good friends stab you in the front.
当面刺痛你的是你的好朋友。
If there is anything better than being loved, it's loving.
我是一个理想主义者，我不知道将往何处，但我正在赶路。
I know of only one duty, and that is to love.
我只晓得一个责任，那就是施爱。
Love is the only satisfactory answer to the problem of human existence.
一心想要复仇的人是原样保留他的创口，不然的话他的创口会愈合和好转的。
We are more apt to catch the vices of others than their virtues, as disease is far more contagious than health.
Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which become a habit.
爱是无尽的宽恕，是惯常的温柔目光。
To be in love is to surpass oneself.
人在爱中超越自我。
对于人类生存问题，唯一令人满意的答案是：爱。
Truth is fiction when spilled from the lips of a man.
真理一从人的嘴里说出来就走了样。
People who are sensible about love are incapable of it.
爱并不是从相互凝视之中获得的，倒是可以由同朝一个方向眺望而产生。这是生活给予我们的教训。
The most important thing a father can do for his children is love their mother.
一位父亲能为他的孩子做的最要紧的事是爱他们的母亲。
（对女人来说）有三类男人：智慧的情人，尊荣的情人，赚钱的情人。
Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.
女人定规是要让人爱，而不是要让人理解。
There are no ugly woman; there are only women who not know how to look pretty.
没有信任就没有爱。
Learn from the past. Look to the future. Live in the present.
总结过去，放眼未来，把握现在。
Be happy. It is a way of being wise.
快乐起来吧！快乐才是明智的。
爱情和理智不能并存。
Men like to pursue an elusive woman like a cake of wet soap -- even men who hate baths.
男人喜欢追逐那些象弄湿了的香皂般令人难以捉摸的女人——哪怕是讨厌洗澡的男人。
Were there no women, men might live like gods.
世上没有女人的话，男人可以活得象神仙。
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
寻求男女平等的女性缺乏雄心壮志。
When a female has tears in her eyes the one who cannot see is the male.
Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
爱情就象一个砂漏，当脑子倒空的时候心就被填满了。
Absence extinguishes small passions and increases great ones, as the wind blows out a candle, and fans a bonfire.
我给你的忠告是：结婚吧！如果你找到一个好妻子，你是幸福的；如果妻子不贤，你则会成为哲学家。
If only bad habits could be broken as easily as hearts!
但愿坏习惯象心一样易碎！
When love turns into dust, money becomes the substitution.
Mature love says: "I need you because I love you."
不成熟的爱说：“我爱你，因为我需要你。”|成熟的爱说：“我需要你，因为我爱你。”
Love me little, love me long.
爱不在深厚，乃在久长。
Where there is no trust, there is no love.
没有丑女人，只有不懂得如何使自己显出美丽的女人。
If you would be loved, love and be lovable.
想要别人爱你的话，就要去爱别人，做一个可爱的人。
If you be loved, be worthy of love.
如果有人爱你，你就该做个值得人爱的人。
Ignorance and bungling with love are better than wisdom and skill without love.
具备爱的无知和笨拙胜过缺乏爱的智慧和技巧。
Immature love says: "I love you because I need you."|
匮乏压抑了人的一些小欲望而强化了重大的欲望，就如风吹灭蜡烛而煽旺篝火。
My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife, you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
